I'm Colleen. A smart mouth bitch with an interest in cops shows, strong coffee, sweaty dudes in pits, and food porn.uh what? You care what I think?
I’m going to put R. Kelly’s remix to ignition on a cd 20 times and give it to the next person I have a crush on so they know wassap.
me too bro.
I’ve been writing myself motivational notes in the middle of my papers, like
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU ARE ALMOST DONE WITH SCHOOL GET THIS SHIT DONE MOTHERFUCKER
HOLY SHIT THIS CLASS IS A PILE OF HORSE CRAP BUT IT WILL BE OVER IN A FEW HOURS
I hope I remember to delete them before I hand the papers in.
I’ve been doing the same thing, only the other day I forgot to delete one of those notes.
It was during a power point presentation that I realized that my last slide was the only one I didn’t check. So I went on for about ten minutes rambling about the effects that after school programs can have on juvenile delinquency rates and when I reached the final slide this is what appeared on the screen.
So I asked if anyone had any questions… or sandwiches?
No one had any sandwiches, I got a C+.
tl:dr: C’s get degrees. PB&Js set you free.