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Reblogged from seanshazam

seanshazam:

I had a moment of sudden realization today.

I was listening to Round Here by the Counting Crows and one of the lyrics was “Maria came from Nashville with a suitcase in her hand, she said she’d like to meet a boy who looks like Elvis.” and then I made the connection to High Lonesome by The Gaslight Anthem where the lyrics are “And Maria came from Nashville with a suitcase in her hand, I always kinda sorta wished I looked like Elvis.”

Crazy stuff.

oh yeah. these are two of my favorite songs its nice to finally make the connection.

Reblogged from shit-that-you-hate

SEEING ASOB TOMORROW!!!!!

me too and it feels so fucking great to be able to say that finally.

(Source: shit-that-you-hate)

Reblogged from believed

believed:

nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4

NOPE.

(via you-guys-from-seattle)

Reblogged from fuck-shit-dammit

brawlyparton:

fuck-shit-dammit:

More from the ASOB Facebook Page

Seriously just go like it already

SO STOKED FOR TOMORROW & THE DAY AFTER THAT BECAUSE GUESS WHAT WE’RE DOING.

SOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!

Reblogged from excesses

what the fuck do you mean Kitchen Confidential was an ill fated tv show in 2005 staring Bradley Cooper? what? seriously!? well I know what I’m doing tonight instead of watching the lectures for my online class that I’m already behind in. Excuse me, learning at my own pace.

(Source: excesses)

Reblogged from beiya
get inside of me.

get inside of me.

(Source: beiya, via venepodka)

Reblogged from dreamstriver
well duh.

well duh.

(Source: dreamstriver, via symbolicsodomy)

Reblogged from smelliott
gifpeanutbutter:

gifpeanutbutter: a GIF directory for thousands of tumblr GIFs

gifpeanutbutter:

gifpeanutbuttera GIF directory for thousands of tumblr GIFs

(Source: marry-for-money)

Reblogged from nyagao
Hi Pizza!

Hi Pizza!

(Source: nyagao, via bunnyfood)

Reblogged from dailyotter
that face.

that face.

(via prickisawonker)